News Hugot 2: Irreconcilable Differences

News Hugot 2: Irreconcilable Differences. Written by the SubSelfie Blog.

Sometimes, life is better than the best telenovelas. And such is the case with what’s happening in the news. After our first News Hugot dealt with extra-judicial feelings, here is a new set of wisdom from our newsmakers that ordinary people can relate to.

Terms that we usually hear in divorces and annulment proceedings are now part of daily political conversations — irreconcilable differences.

Vice President Leni Robredo and President Rodrigo Duterte. Photo: GMA News.
Vice President Leni Robredo and President Rodrigo Duterte. Photo: GMA News.
“As a Cabinet member, the Vice President is expected to be a team player where differences in policies and issues are discussed during Cabinet meetings. The President in turn respects any decision agreed upon by his Cabinet. Recent events, however, showed the differences between the President and the Vice President as becoming irreconcilable and public.” — Malacanang

#DuterteZoned

Niligawan ka through phone call. Nakipag-break sayo through text. Nakakasira rin ng relasyon ‘yang technology.

‘Yung hindi ka hihiwalayan nang harapan pero may mga kakaibang galawan para ikaw na mismo ang kumalas.

#LeniZoned

‘Yung pag-anunsyo ng hiwalayan sa social media.

“Kahit kailan, di mo ako ginawang katuwang. Ginawa mo akong katuwaan.” (via Rico Alonzo)

“Leni, go! Leni, go! Can’t hold it back anymore!” – Frozen (via Raph Adiao)

“I was never your partner, I am just your VP! Kaya ‘di moko nirerespeto!” – Madrasta (via Jinky Tallod)

Na-Jun Evasco

Kapag may BFF kang tulay lang noong una, pero magiging kapalit mo pala.

Screenshot

‘Di lang pala sa mga millennial uso.

Sec. Evasco's text to VP Leni Robredo. Photo by Barry Gutierrez.
Sec. Evasco’s text to VP Leni Robredo. Photo by Barry Gutierrez.
VP Leni Robredo's letter of resignation as HUDCC Secretary.
VP Leni Robredo’s letter of resignation as HUDCC Secretary.

Heavy Heart

“It is with a heavy heart that I accept the resignation of Vice President Leni Robredo.” – Pres. Duterte

Ang heavy heart, alternatibo sa three-month-rule. Kung talagang papalitan mo na agad, heavy heart na lang.

Para sa mga gustung-gusto na makipaghiwalay pero hindi dapat ipamukha.

Pwede ring mabigat na talaga loob sayo, simula pa lang.

Bongbong Marcos

Panginoon ng mga Abangers.

Na-De Lima

‘Yung binigay mo nang buong buo yung pagmamahal mo pero di niya kayang suklian.

Na-Dayan

‘Yung akala mo ikaw lang. Pero pag tapos na kayo, sisigaw agad sya ng “Next!”

[Entry 188, The SubSelfie Blog]

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